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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
How external is "for external use only"?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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