You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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