my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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