She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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