Sry I called you an 8
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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