Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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