i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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