Me too!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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