I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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