fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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