Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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