SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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