Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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