Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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