Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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