ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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