it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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