how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I wear drunk well.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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