I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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