They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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