i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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