Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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