There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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