I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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