You're so nebulous sometimes
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How external is "for external use only"?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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