Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I love you. Go after that dick
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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