It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize