if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
