guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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