nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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