all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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