There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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