on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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