She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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