from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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