His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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