quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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