jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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