there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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