i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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