So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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