I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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