Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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