windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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