We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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