You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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