There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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