so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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