Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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