whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to have your abortion
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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