I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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