Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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