: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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