i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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