Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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