God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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