I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Can I color on your dick again?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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